19 10 / 2014

Back to work tomorrow.  #throwbacksunday

Back to work tomorrow.  #throwbacksunday

19 10 / 2014

"I’m here to objectively divide the facts into categories good and evil, and then you make up your own minds."

The Colbert Report

19 10 / 2014

“I have always despised the jack-booted birkenshtocks over at the EPA, ever since it was created by that bleeding heart liberal Richard Nixon.  Get a haircut, hippie!”
-October 19, 2011, today in Colbert Report history

“I have always despised the jack-booted birkenshtocks over at the EPA, ever since it was created by that bleeding heart liberal Richard Nixon.  Get a haircut, hippie!”

-October 19, 2011, today in Colbert Report history

19 10 / 2014

“I do want to impress upon you Nation, this is a real sale and the proceeds will be going to a real charity, in this case Save the Children.  So bid early and bid often.  Don’t forget, it’s a 2-for-1.  Because this stunning portrait of me contains this striking portrait of me.”
-October 19, 2006, today in Colbert Report history.

“I do want to impress upon you Nation, this is a real sale and the proceeds will be going to a real charity, in this case Save the Children.  So bid early and bid often.  Don’t forget, it’s a 2-for-1.  Because this stunning portrait of me contains this striking portrait of me.”

-October 19, 2006, today in Colbert Report history.

19 10 / 2014

“A wag of the finger for pregnant but unmarried starlet Katie Holmes.  Shame on you, Ms. Holmes.  You told the world you’d be a virgin until you settled down with the right man.  Then you flaunted your nearly naked, ripe young body on the movie The Gift.  Still images of which are available on the internet.”
-October 19, 2005, today in Colbert Report history.

“A wag of the finger for pregnant but unmarried starlet Katie Holmes.  Shame on you, Ms. Holmes.  You told the world you’d be a virgin until you settled down with the right man.  Then you flaunted your nearly naked, ripe young body on the movie The Gift.  Still images of which are available on the internet.”

-October 19, 2005, today in Colbert Report history.

19 10 / 2014

"Caramel apples are part of the fabric of American life. Candy apples are a cancer on the American treatscape."

The Colbert Report

18 10 / 2014

Step up, Google!

Step up, Google!

18 10 / 2014

sandandglass:

sandandglass:

Source

Update:


Noooooooo

sandandglass:

sandandglass:

Source

Update:

Noooooooo

18 10 / 2014

So this happened.

So this happened.

18 10 / 2014

Us, from his perspective.

18 10 / 2014

raza5:

"They say that laughter is the best medicine, but I say if you take the right medicine everything seems funny."
~ Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.

(via peace-love-colbert)

18 10 / 2014

Stephen and Hamlet

The fact that there’s a pig named Hamlet, because it is going to become ham, is one of my favorite things and that makes me feel like a terrible person.

(Source: oldjellineck, via factoseintolerant)

18 10 / 2014

"I just keep my mouth moving and hope words keep pouring out. Robot lesbians in Vermont want to elect gay dog mayors. See?"

The Colbert Report

18 10 / 2014

"Without a kernel of hope, Mark made a game-changing decision."
-October 18, 2012, today in Colbert Report history

"Without a kernel of hope, Mark made a game-changing decision."

-October 18, 2012, today in Colbert Report history

18 10 / 2014

"Thanks for six great years everybody.  I wanna thank everybody on the crew, all my writers, everybody in production, everybody at the network, but especially you the audience.  Your loyalty and your support means everything to me, but not as much as your money does.  So here’s to six more."
-October 18, 2011, today in Colbert Report history

"Thanks for six great years everybody.  I wanna thank everybody on the crew, all my writers, everybody in production, everybody at the network, but especially you the audience.  Your loyalty and your support means everything to me, but not as much as your money does.  So here’s to six more."

-October 18, 2011, today in Colbert Report history